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[DI2k]

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It's ridiculous how cruel people can be. Even when they don't actually say anything. You wouldn't believe the looks some of my friends and I get when we go out and walk around the the clothes we like. You can freaking smell the dislike and contempt. It's horrible. And then the same people turn right around somewhere else and are like, "Oh, yes, I am such a perfect angel! I love everyone and everything and no I would never be mean to anyone!" We had a discussion like that in Health class once. Me against the rest of the class because they're all preps and don't understand shit.
I was like, "You know, it's pretty pathetic that some people don't understand that they enjoy others' pain. I mean, they laugh when some poor kid trips and then pretend that they're the sweetest thing to walk the earth." And the class was like, "Why are you always so mean, [INSERT NAME HERE]? You just want everyone to look bad and think that they aren't worth it and blah blah blah [INSERT PREPPY DRABBLE HERE]." I wanted to hit them. So bad.
There was a while when we were on our bullying/cutting/suicide/drugs/etc. unit. The teacher gave us this article to read in class. And the other kids read it and they laughed. There were a whole bunch of stories about real kids who cut themselves and committed suicide because of bullying and whatnot and they fucking laughed. And they were like, "This crap is emo! Why do we have to study this? It's not like we're ever going to be stupid enough to be emo." And then I went around and gave the half of them that were listening a piece of m mind. I got the other half by slapping them and then ranting at them after school. But it was horrible. Totally horrible. Especially because the teacher was like, "Wait, what does emo mean." And I kind of just turned around and looked at her like 'Seriously? You're trying to teach our health class, yet you sit by quietly while your students make fun of a poor group of people who are dying because of kids like them, and then you don't know what emo means? Update your vocabulary, please.'

Spoiler'd for ridiculous length. Good god I am just in an angry mood today.

[Eleadora]

I'm so sorry for being MIA guys. I've just been trying to lay low. I feel better but I'm still coughing gunk up every once in awhile, and my period just ended. I should be back on my feet by Saturday for sure and I'll be sure to round sh*t up then.
... I almost had my first kiss last night. Four hours of playing Mortal Kombat with the guy (which I have to admit was pretty fun, and I actually knew how to do moves instead of mashing buttons like with COD and MW) and we almost kissed... Until he kinda went 'That's a little close.' We then put a little distance there. Dammit. I wanted that kiss. T-T I really adore this guy, and I know he likes me too, he's just holding himself back for some reason. He's the one I'm dogsitting for.
OH! I also have my first job interview tomorrow at 4:30. It's at Arby's. It's fast food, which I'm not to fond of, but it's the first interview I've gotten with over six months of job searching and applying. Subway also said they'd look over my app and get back to me. :]

As for the suicide thing, I've never known anyone who has committed suicide, but I know people at school and in my family who've considered it. With a little help from one or two other friends we've managed to talk them out of it though, which is a good thing.

[Fang]

I wish I had a first kiss like that... Gee, now I feel like a slut...

But I'm rooting for you! Don't give up; he's probably just shy.

And yeah I think I have the same thing as you. I've had fevers, can't breathe through my nose and I've been coughing those really nasty coughs that hurt everywhere. Plus, four hours of JV softball practice everyday.

The most upsetting case I've had close to me was my best friend. She didn't commit suicide, but she almost stepped out a window. I think it was low enough that she would have lived but she wouldve gotten seriously hurt and she wasn't intending for just injury. It really shook me and her up for awhile. But I helped her through it and she's okay now. Thank God.

[metal]

Now Wolfie, this may sound harsh, but it sounds to me like this guy just c*ck-blocked himself.

Are you still sick? Maybe that's why?

Man, when I start my first job, I'm gonna try to avoid waiting jobs. I'm amazed that they can carry all that crap and don't drop it all. Something like a car wash house would be right where I belong.

I remember my first kiss was with a church girl. Sweet girl, real shy, amazing butt, and very prude. It's ridiculous how prude this girl was. It's why being able to kiss her felt like such an accomplishment.

And then that same night, I accidentally let it slip I was an atheist. Then came a heated arguement(sorta. It was more like she was yelling and I was just sitting there staring at her butt). And then she broke it off while I continued to stare at her butt. And then she walked away, while I took one last fleeting glance at her butt.

Damn, her a** was nice.

[Fang]

You're such a pig.

My first kiss was in sixth grade. (I know, little kid kissing doesn't really count.) But hey, I had a boyfriend. We'd been dating for like six months and so he kissed me and I dumped him five minutes later. He cried. Then we went out again like three weeks later and I broke up with him four days after that. I know, I was a bitch.

My first real like gross, French kissing nasty, spit-swapping session was over the summer. Turns out, the guy was almost sent to jail for sexual harassment. But the girl was a lying bitch and a slut sooooo it didn't happen.

But yeah, I can't count my kisses on two hands. Hell, I can't count the guys I've kissed on two hands. Hence, Fang feels like a slut.

Oh, and metal, you're a pig. Again.

[Eleadora]

Metal, this may sound stupid, but... I'm getting closer to be seventeen, and I've only just started hearing the term. What the hell does c*ck-block mean anyways? Also I'm not sick-sik to where I'm coughing up a spleen and have to wipe my nose a thousand times a day. It's just the kinda sich where you have a little lung congestion cause of the weather and you also feel horribly drained and exhuasted. Mix that with a period and it's WAY worse.
Although yes Fang, he is horribly shy and inexperianced. Neither of us have actually been in a relationship, and even though we aren't technically in one, we might as well be.
Oh and Fang, I feel like a virgin nextto you (well technically I am but you know what I mean).

[Fang]

Oh, this is embarrassing.

Especially because I feel like I've kissed girls as much as guys but I'm not bisexual.

Yeah...so I like this guy but his best friend is always hitting on me (even though he has a girlfriend) and over the summer before I new either of them I was talking to his best friend on Facebook and me and my friends were kind of teasing him like "Oh, you're cute I'd kiss you" blah blah blah but now he's always texting me even though HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. And he's in my classes and he's best friends with the guy I have a huge crush on and UGH.... I'm WAY too shy to ask him out. It's weird. I'm totally unabashed and out going when it comes to like not being in a relationship but and soon as its serious I get nervous.

[metal]

@Wolfie: Well, according to Urban Dictionary:

c*ck-block:

1.) To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex

2.) A motor vehicle maneuver, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that everybody wants to race them) and other ignorant people, designed to prevent someone from changing lanes in traffic

Personally, I had no idea that the term "c*ck-blocking" can be used on the highway before I looked it up.

@Fang:
Two things:

1. Indeed, I am a pig. Most things with male genitalia are.

2. "Especially because I feel like I've kissed girls as much as guys but I'm not bisexual." ~Fang.

That's kinda hot.

[Eleadora]

@Wolfie: Well, according to Urban Dictionary:

c*ck-block:

1.) To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex

2.) A motor vehicle maneuver, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that everybody wants to race them) and other ignorant people, designed to prevent someone from changing lanes in traffic

Personally, I had no idea that the term "c*ck-blocking" can be used on the highway before I looked it up.

@Fang:
Two things:

1. Indeed, I am a pig. Most things with male genitalia are.

2. "Especially because I feel like I've kissed girls as much as guys but I'm not bisexual." ~Fang.

That's kinda hot.

Ah, I see.
And if you think kissing girls is hot, you should see what I did about a year ago with one of my best girlfriends ata sleep-over. >.> I'm not saying whatI did, you're creative enough.

[Fang]

@Fang:
Two things:

1. Indeed, I am a pig. Most things with male genitalia are.

2. "Especially because I feel like I've kissed girls as much as guys but I'm not bisexual." ~Fang.

That's kinda hot.

1. I suppose I should've known that.

2. So I've heard. Hence the kissing of girls. Side note: kissing a gay guy = more awkward than you think.

3. I didn't know it was a "vehicle maneuver" (who says that?!) either until now. But honestly c*ck-blocking is SO MUCH FUN. When you do it the people are always so awkward and then you laugh at them and walk away; it's hilarious.