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[Fang]

Fang: *uses almighty goddess powers to kill Ian* sleep now child... All is well.

Monica: Shit guys, Fang just got deep.

[songbreeze]

Mark: Come on, Goddess, do you really want him fucking up everything in Hell? Seriously, think about it. He is gonna cause so much trouble.

[Fang]

Fang: My decision is final now shut thy face before I erase your existence.

[songbreeze]

Mark: -grumble- Fine, but don't say I didn't warn ya.

[Fang]

I finished that thing I was working on.

Spoiler

Username: Fang
Name: Taylor Samuel Salvatore
Nicknames: None he's particularly fond of

Age: 16; Junior; April 14, 1997
Gender: Male
Element: Earth
Species: Taguel
Appearance: In a family composed of tall, dark-haired men, Taylor doesn’t exactly stand out. If someone told you he was a drug addict, you wouldn’t question that. If someone told you that he likes to read poetry in his spare time, you’d say they were insane. Taylor is nothing if not a paradox. Standing at 6’ 1” he’s always been rather tall for his age and he hasn’t stopped growing either though he hopes to do so soon - he doesn’t want to be a giant, after all. His build is somewhere between lanky and toned, giving him a lean, wiry appearance. He’s always been strong, thanks to his Taguel genes [lolz, I almost wrote “jeans”] but never exactly beefy, having just the right about of muscle tone. He’s averagely tan for someone living in California considering he spends a lot of time reading on the beach away from his family. Due to his rebellious nature, said tan skin is all tatted up. He has two full sleeves - one mainly pertaining to his life as an Earth-user and the other expressing his passion for symbolism in literature and music. Summation: he has a lot of tattoos that appear to be completely random. He also went through a phase where he pierced various parts of his face. Thus, he has an eyebrow bar in his left eyebrow, his septum pierced, black snake bites, a tongue stud and gauges. Despite everything he does to cover up who he really is, he’s still rather handsome having almost gentle features in his soft cheekbones, straight nose, rounded jawline and oval-shaped eyes. Said eyes are a bright amber color. His hair, though often covered with a hat of some sort, is a rather dark brown and is longer on the top. He flips it to one side to keep it out of his eyes and has been dying for a haircut. He’s most often found wearing dark skinny jeans with band tee shirts and doc martens. When outside he’ll often wear sunglasses to protect himself from light-induced headaches or to cover up any signs of drug use that could appear there.
Other Appearance: His shifted form and his half form.
Personality: Taylor has a certain demeanor about him. He just exudes this air of nonconformity that lets everyone know he’s aware of the rules but at the same time he couldn’t care less about them. He’s all about defying what’s expected of him and if you say “black” he’ll say “white” just because. He’s defiant at his core and likes to think that he rebels against “the Man” when in reality “the Man” is just his father. Taylor is actually well-versed in all areas of study and is much more intelligent than his appearance suggests. He’s quick-witted and adapts to his ever-changing agenda. This makes him a bit reckless though he’s usually bright enough to fix drastic mistakes before they go horribly wrong. He’s never been one for muscling his way through intimidation or fights. No, he’s much too clever. In that instance, he’d much rather blackmail a person and exploit all of their weaknesses. His lack of care for authority and what people think of him lead him to have a very confident nature and an actual natural charisma about him. Basically, he’s a sassy teenager with a bad attitude and a hidden agenda.
History: Taylor has always been the problem child. He grew into his powers early and never really got along with his older brothers. His younger brothers, though, he grew rather close to. As the oldest of the three youngest brothers, he found it easy to get Gabe and Steve to do what he wanted and they got in a lot of trouble growing up, but it was all harmless. Taylor was viewed as the instigator and the actual trouble maker because he was the oldest. By the time they reached middle school, Gabe and Steven had mostly grown out of their childish, mischievous ways. But not Taylor. His father was constantly called into school for one thing or another and as such, was disappointed in his son. Truth be told, having four older brothers and two younger ones gave Taylor a serious case of MCS - Middle Child Syndrome. All the negative attention from his parents was still attention and that’s why he is the way he is. The only thing that never added up was the fact that Taylor’s grades have always been almost flawless. Despite all his goofing off, he seems to excel in school. Nowadays, when he’s not in school, he’s mostly high and either hanging around with the stoners or off by himself listening to music that’s too loud and reading some incredible work of literature.
Other: He’s done just about every drug on the local market, but is partial to a heroin and cocaine mixture on most days. Being a Taguel, it takes a higher dosage to get him high and the health effects are less severe though the addiction is just as strong.
Also, his actual shifted form.

Now I can post.

[metal]

A heroine addict with perfect grades? Taylor is a unicorn.

Anyway, I've finally regained my will to live. I'm gonna try to type up that monster one more time with that guidebook in mind.

[Fang]

Well, if he was a heroine addict that would imply he's addicted to heroic females. Which is perhaps true. But he's much more addicted to heroin.

This is why I'm a Goddess and you're just a simple genius. The Guidebook knows all.

[metal]

I have finally slain the beast. Maybe it only felt long because I had to write it twice, but that was truly an ordeal.

And Fang... Shit. I can't come up with anything clever to throw back at you, so here's a funny-looking cat.
http://www.gullugag.com/wp-content/uplo ... tures-.jpg

[Fang]

Very proud. I'm digging the amount of trolling that was accomplished there.

I'm going to consider this a victory because I have out-clevered you and I got to giggle at a silly cat.

[metal]

Definitely number four in the Anthony Hall of Fame, if not number three.

I concede defeat at the hands of my overly hung kitty.