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[Fang]

You know metal, I think I'd be more inclined to feel bad for you if you didn't make me laugh every time you told a story.

That being said, I'm sorry you were groped by an overweight rapist cow doctor. But also, heehees.

And also Song, I was amused by your imagination as well.

[songbreeze]

I agree metal-I sorry but the way you tell it makes me laugh. Stupid rapist cow.

And it is funny right!? It's a cuteness factor coupled with the fact that it's completely abnormal.

[metal]

I don't think you all understand. I feel violated damnit.

In fact, no ! This is very not !

What I don't understand is how a doctor can be overweight. How can you get on a guy for being a chain-smoker when you're fifty pounds overweight? I'm assuming he just doesn't tough the subject.

And also, I very much enjoyed that idea Song. It'd be even better if Luke got on them about "sicking their psychotic brother" on him.

[Fang]

Oh I think we understand. We're just bad human beings.

I never got that either. Like, doctors: the epitome of hypocrisy.

I'm just amused by the image of a young girl screaming, "There's a Cain on the porch!" and the fact that it would mean nothing to any normal person but it's like terrifying to small children of the other families.

[songbreeze]

I agree with Fang, we're just bad humans. We're sorry you were violated.

And my doctor is the same way, but he's just honest about it. "I ate to much and became like this and now I'm trying to fix it. I tell all my patients that if I can stick with the program, then they can at least try." He's a really good guy and I like him. He's the one that put me on my pain pills when no one else thought I needed them. He completely understood me.

Yea, and then they can be like "we didn't even know, damnit!"

And yes, that's another reason I thought of it. To any normal human, it would just be cute-to two girls of the opposing family, it's terrifying and worrying to the rest. Mark's the oldest brother, and the death user; he gets to be the defensive one about the Cains actually being on their property.

And is Allie and Ian(probably just Ian really) gonna get a beating now? Seriously, I'm worried about those parents being home.

[Fang]

Let's just say there's gonna be some nice family bonding going on.

[songbreeze]

Oh, that'll be fun. I'm gonna post soon. But idk what to do with some of my characters.

[Fang]

That's very understandable considering your boys kind of got left high and dry and Anna's on her own now too. I'd say just go for Matt and Evr.

[songbreeze]

Well Metal hasn't posted so -shrug-

Hurry up Metal

[Fang]

We have to cut him some slack. He dodged a serious rapist bullet today.