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[metal]

I'm afraid that I must disagree, Fang, as I got molested today. Molestation does not constitute a "good day" in metal's world.

Here's a funny-looking cat to make you feel better, Wolfie.

http://dougleschan.com/the-recruitment- ... sinktt.jpg

[songbreeze]

Oh, Metal, it'll be better tomorrow.

And Kitty!!!!!!!!

[Fang]

But doesn't having the time to search funny looking cats completely eradicate the terrible experience you had at the doctor's office? I think the answer is yes, my friend.

Also, I'm working on a post. Hopefully it'll have some weight to it. But y'know, with my brain, maybe... maybe not...

[songbreeze]

It should have a little weight at this point. Anything would have weight I think.

And I almost agree with that, Metal. Funny cats make everything better.

[Fang]

I dunno maaaaaannnn. My writing skills are escaping me at the moment. I wrote Monica and Nuna up but I haven't even touched Ian or Allie yet. Goddamn.

[songbreeze]

Well, did you read Jon on Metal's post? Ian can be pissed at that and it's just escalates from there. You see, this is why I killed off the Grey father. So I wouldn't have to deal with the drunk bastard.

[metal]

I believe molestation is something that can never be solved.

You know, it's the same way at airports. I'm just moseying along, minding my own business, right until I go through a metal detector. My pockets are completely empty, my shoes are off and I'm down to an undershirt, and yet they still want to pat me down. Either I have a metal hip that I know nothing about, or those perverts in the TSA want to squeeze my luscious thighs.

Cats are indeed the solution to everything that isn't molestation.

[Eleadora]

Im expecting a parent to be up waiting for Kirin. Dunno why, but I can see one of them being all "RAAWR"

[songbreeze]

Well, I'm sure you're very sexy and they're all jealousy of your sexiness. Take it as a compliment. Unless they touch your junk. Then stab that mother-------.

[Fang]

Metal, I think we may be addressing the wrong problem here. Maybe - now bear with me here - maybe it's not the perverts who are at fault. Maybe it's you - perhaps you're too sexy and desirable for the rest of the world to handle. And if that's not then I don't know what is.

And Wolfie, did you happen to read Jon's post? The Cain parents are a little preoccupied although technically yes, they were sitting in the living room, waiting for their children. It just so happens that Alex came home first (well, after Jon of course), followed by Ian and then your post for Kirin had her going up the stairs and to the bathroom without anything else to be said lol.
But don't change it; the post I'm working on right now has a very specific ending that has been pre-determined by the god and goddess of so yeah. Just wait until I post lol.

EDIT: Song you ninja'd me so hard.