Revenge of the Raggle

[HiddenMystic]

May I have a ticket please and thank you.

[amaroq]

Could I have a ticket too?

[Zanthor]

Whoops, bit of a busy week here in raggleville, but don't worry you fine folk haven't been forgotten about! We were worried that our overly long absence would have left far too many waiting for their tickets. Thankfully we were wrong! Wait is that a good thing? Ah well, guess Magi are just shy.
What do you mean we didn't do any advertising?
Word of mouth is a thing!
Clearly didn't work? Look at how many people entered!
I've never seen that many people in your bathroom.
You're just saying that because you know I'm right.
Well it's not like inane ramblings drive people away.

Two tickets for two extra fine Magi coming right up! Sorry for the long wait, but uh, you know, the tickets were in your hearts the whole time.

[Moon487]

Would I be able to get a ticket please

[Austen]

Sign me up for the raggle.

[Zanthor]

My my only but a few short hours left for people to join in on the fun. Oh but why would they want that? A silly game of chance? Psh it's not like they'd win anyway. Everybody lnows these sorts of things are rigged. Come on you really think all these entrants came here naturally? Preposterous. The results were determined years ago! Why you should just throw your tickets in the trash!
Laying it on a little thick? Nah Magi love reverse psychology.
Never! Just because most of what I say is nonsense doesn't mean they can't tell the difference.
Uhg you always bring that up. I swear I had no idea priceless heirlooms were so flammable.
Gasoline isn't that flammable!

Haha don't worry folks these creatures aren't doused in gas.
....I hope.

Moving on to the tickets! Yes yes two new lovely victi-Ahem that is to say victorious Magi who have successfully realized ticket acquisition! Simply magnificent! I hope the odds are in your favour!
Nobody cares about the evens.
No they can't win.
But none of these Magi are named Steven?
Oh come on you so do if you wanna be even!
Uhg whatever fine even non-stevens it'll be, at least these ramblings will cease soon.

[strawberryboo]

May I have a ticket please?

[Ryves]

Ack I can't believe I almost missed this! May I have a ticket pleace?

[Zanthor]

How fantastic, two more wonderful entrants! There's nothing quite like a last minute entry. The rush of sneaking in at just the perfect time can't be beat! You two have been added.

Now it is time for the main event! Drum roll please!
That's not a drum, it's a trash can.
A little professionalism would be appreciated.
It's not my fault that cheap drum couldn't handle a fifty story drop.
When you really think about it gravity destroyed your drum, not me.

Lets forget the drum roll and just get to those results! I mean imagine if you're just trying to find out just how lucky you are and there's some guy just rambling away, wasting precious seconds, and you keep reading and reading but there just never seems to be an end to the nonsense and now you're second guessing whether it was worth entering this stupid thing in the first place and it's all just falling apart as the stalling continues and continues and this sentence has no structure so it's not really a sentence and where the heck is the punctuation anyway like who does that write something without punctuation that's just sick like here we are in a nice peaceful part of the keep enjoying some giveaways and some kind of sick deluded criminally insane moron is-
Ow! Okay okay no need for violence lets just get to the results.
The winners are:
1. Marta
2. kunigund
3. CinnaminDraconna
4. Moon487
5. Kass
6. shadowlugia
7. CasperGhostMode
8. shadowlugia
9. Trissan
10. Whalefall
11. Otea
12. Kass
13. Kestrad
14. HiddenMystic

Now for the fun part where we wait for everyone to make some sort of list of the prizes they want and whatnot, and oh boy isn't that a hoot and a half?
I eagerly await your choices.

Oh and as is raggle tradition you not so lucky whatsits didn't completely waste your time! dragonlover2033, Moschou, Ibaligo, RedLilium, cyberdeer, vdB141, Nicoleknb, amaroq, aurryinne, strawberryboo, Ryves the odds were not in your favour. Womp womp. Guess you'll just have to get even! With 2 shards that is. Free to be redeemed whenever you see fit! (just uh you know be sure to try and give my at least a couple days notice if you want a specific date)

[HiddenMystic]

Woo hoo - thank you and congrats to all the winners.