Comedy for everyone

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Re: Comedy for everyone

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What do you get a hunter for their birthday?
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A birthday pheasant! D:
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Bad puns? I gotta skeleton of those, they'll tickle anyone's funny bone. While you're at it, put some backbone into these, they're a bit too crooked.
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Kill me please.
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What's big, green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it will kill you?
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A pool table! :yey:
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We needed some anti-jokes in here badly!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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To get to the other slide! XD
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What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet?
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"Supplies!"
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why should you never tell secrets in corn mazes?
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because they have ears!
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