I saw it bounce 3 times on our tile and then I realized the meaning of life
Also my brother ate the pea
Comedy for everyone
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flappychildofmine
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Comedy for everyone
The other day I was taking peas out of the fridge.. and one dropped
I saw it bounce 3 times on our tile and then I realized the meaning of life
Also my brother ate the pea
I saw it bounce 3 times on our tile and then I realized the meaning of life
Also my brother ate the pea
Oh also my babies are hungry, feed them your clicks :3
These ones require extra care!!
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flappychildofmine
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Re: Comedy for everyone
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Oh also my babies are hungry, feed them your clicks :3
These ones require extra care!!
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Timiyo
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Re: Comedy for everyone
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Your legs.
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Timiyo
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Re: Comedy for everyone
Have some advice...
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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Timiyo
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What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.
Jurassic Pork.
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Timiyo
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What has more lives than a cat?
A frog... it croaks every night.
A frog... it croaks every night.
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Timiyo
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A toad. (Kill me please.)
A toad. (Kill me please.)
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Timiyo
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What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie.
A walkie-talkie.
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Timiyo
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Re: Comedy for everyone
The best part about dating someone who is overweight is, if it's long distance, the distance is slightly less long. And gravity pulls you even closer. So, science really working for you.