Roleplay Addicts Anonymous

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~There was an eerie air about the city, everything hushed. Even the moon hid its face behind the clouds as you made your way down the dark, cobbled streets. You knew the way well, had always known the way, and eventually you found yourself at a small, wooden, well-concealed door. You descend the steps softly, your feet barely making a sound. Before you even have time to raise your hand to knock, the door creeks open, revealing the warm light of a fire within. “Ah, my friend." Greets a jolly voice, “It seems you have found your way here safely. Come, share tales of your travels, we are all equals here." ~

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Welcome to Roleplay Addicts Anonymous! Home to role-players everywhere!


The aims of the Guild are:

*To connect roleplayers together
* To share roleplay experiences
* To provide a place to advertise new roleplays and to help improve the roleplay skills of members
* To connect roleplay services together to make it easier to navigate in the roleplay world.

What sort of character do you like to play? What sort of roleplay do you prefer? Difficulty finding a 1x1 partner with the same tastes? Maybe here you'll stumble across something you like the look of, or maybe even try something new you end up enjoying. Or, just a fun place to chill!

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2. JessHesch - Ninja Pichu
3. Ricansea - Keeper Of The Ev
4. Darkangel787 - American Ninja Pirate Assasin
5. Elvamire - Magical Roleplay Faerie
6. Drei Korvik - Lurker
7. Petpettrish - That Weirdo Black Cat Who Like To Hide In The Corner, Or Shadestar
8. Sarduligan - Sardine - Slapper of Bricks.
9. Brina - The Random Idiot
10. Vermeer - That Dude in the Corner Wearing White and Red
11. Aalice - Zombie
12. Artemisrose - Muffin Queenie
13. Valoril - Final Fantasy Addict, Hater Off The Degredation Of RP's Lately
14. nuttyjigs - The Person Whose Life Got Eaten By Roleplays
15. Pumah - The Bookish Magpie Hiding In The Cupboard
16. Irainrainbowz - T-That Person Over There...
17. Yumiketi - Cookies Ate My Dog! Orange!
18. Krieven - Subdivision of Randomry
19. Zish - That Vampire-Shifer Assasin In The Corner With The Glowing, bright Green Eyes...
20.Hanners - That Random Ninja Dragon Elf Girl In The Corner Who Likes To Pop In And Say Something Totally Off-Topic
21.Croeclaw- Scene Dog Extraoidinaire
22. SwnyTddObsd - Hiding In The Corner, Thinking Of Things That Cannot Be Worded.
23. Twiggy- Twig
24. Eeleinna - Busy With All The Roleplays
25.Birdboy - That Guy Who Was Megatron and Optimums Prime (Infernalformers!)
26.Dinohorse1120 - The One Who Ate Godzilla!
27.Neko13 -The Kitty Cat Kitten Who Is Completely Responsible And Never Gets Distrac-Yarn! *Pounces*
28.goosiepie1234 - The Different One
29.Dragons - The Brown Reptilian That Can Breathe Fire
30. Aucnarra - The White Cat That Nomes Of All Fingers That Point At Her
31. Castiel - A Person Who Definitely Does Not Walk Into Walls *ShiftyEyes*
32.Wolfbaralei -Princess of Hell
33.Metalman101 - The Girl Next Door Who Got A Sex Change Into A Boy
34. Dragons - The Brown Reptilian That Can Breath Fire.
35. DragonIce2000 - Lord of Insanity. And Awesomeness. But mostly Insanity.
36.Fang - The Evil Goddess of Pain and Torture *Evil laughter*
37.RavenSakura - Bumblebee Queen Of Nuutsville
38.Mahbell - She of Fire and Squidies
39.Tanglelore - Riddling Ferret
40.Yogibear102-The Bloodthirsty Teddy Bear
41.Adria - The Murderious Golden With In The Marble Room
42.Mukumuku - the Shizznit.
43.Cynthia - The Eternal Phoenix and Champion of Sinnoh
44.Ashleigh825 - Somewhat-Not-Really-Retired Roleplayer.
45.Cubaser - Random Sorceress
46.PyroKitty - Chief Executive Cookie Nommor
47.Draco5 - Dragon Lord/God Of Insanity
48.CreatureOfTheDeep - Purple Persian
49.SilverSun - Snarble-FAIL
50. AutumnWolf - Ninja With All The Cookies!
51.Icethornstar - The Amateur Stalker
52. Jessika - The Utterly Confused Dorktron3000
53. Cyberus151 - She Who Throws The Brick
54. Flameclaw1234- The Lurker with Cotton Candy who often Trips on Flat Ground and Stays up Until 4 AM in the Summer and Enjoys Not Being Recognized for her Malevolence...kekeke...
55. Killerkitty - The Cookie Monster
56. Cynomania - Zombie Slaying Puppetmaster Who Devours Souls
57.Tauro ~ The Black Wolf
58.nighthowler ~Teh Ghostly Black Wolf That Steals Souls And Stalks People
59.StarlitWing ~ The Magical Underpants That Live In The Desert Of Snow!
60.Zawayix ~ Delivery Boy of Cuteness/Awesomeness
61.CocoaLoco ~ The JediMaster
62. NecroBite ~ The Seriously Evil Demon Thing That Likes Plot Twists . . .
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64. Corvidae ~ Connoisseur of the Sparkly
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66. Kiaransalee ~ Wielder Of The Master Sword! >:D
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74. Emily - Zombie That Prefers to Throw Pies Rather Than Anything Else
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80. LightningRip ~The Goddess of Fun, Magic, Knowledge and Nature
81.Magius ~The Rewin Ancient, In RL
82.Cusith ~ Scottish Hellhound
83.Lupis Darkmoon ~ Most Likely A Cultist
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87. Creativeborne - The officer of the eternal typo curse
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Contest
And so, our first contest draws to a close, but in case you wanted a reminder, here are those villainous winning entries again!

Look forward to our next contest, guys.

1ST PLACE
The Kitty Cat Kitten Who Is Completely Responsible And Never Gets Distrac-Yarn! *Pounces - Buttons Flopsy McWhiskers

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Name: Buttons Flopsy McWhiskers
Age: Buttons don’t remember
Gender: Male
Race: Holland Lop Ear
Race Information: Holland lops first originated in the Netherlands and are known for having very sweet manners, though they may seem a bit dog-like at times. They are one of the smallest breeds of lop eared bunnies. Like most rabbits, they tend to live in groups and within burrows. They are herbivores, and therefore eat plant life. Rabbit incidentally enough can not regurgitate. They are also altricial, meaning that kits (baby rabbits) are born blind and hairless. Bunnies have a wide range of vision and very powerful teeth. Just like all rabbits, Buttons also has the ability to speak in human languages, though this fact is not well known among many and is even thought to be a myth.
Appearance: Buttons weighs about 3.9lbs. He has a stocky build, with broad shoulders, a deep chest, and thick short legs. His eyes are a light brown, and his fur is white with broken orange coloring. His ears a extremely soft and floppy, making Buttons all the more cuddly. One of his orange markers is around his right eye, another on his nose, and the rest are scattered all over his body. Buttons is an adorable little bunny rabbit.
Personality: He talks in a bit of a childish voice, and tends to slip ‘mun’ (sounds like ‘mn’, or even ‘moon’ if said fast enough) into some of his statements. He speaks in third person, and is an extremely curious creature. He loves to laugh and play, so he happens to be very energetic. He very much enjoys being fondled, as it’s very comfortable. He loves attention, and has a surprisingly big ego. He believes that no one can best him, because besting the best would mean that the best was in fact not the best so the universe would explode and every single being would die. He really ever seems to grow mad, but the instant you push him too far he changes. His usually warm eyes grow cold, and his more serious nature comes forth. He doesn’t not take challenges lightly, though he might pretend to do so. He’s braver than most rabbits, and can also be a bit of a charmer at times. He’s great when it comes to pulling heart strings, which makes him surprisingly manipulative! Buttons is a little troublemaker. He’s mischievous and sneaky, yet always has that innocent attitude. It’s hard to guess that beneath that coat of soft fur is a conniving little beastie. He is somehow and in someway behind just about everything. Have your socks ever gone missing? Yup, twas probably Buttons. Ever look for something only to be unable to find it, but the instant your mom looks it magically appears? All Buttons handy work, he’s a master mind. What about all those holes and ditches you randomly fall down at school? Oh yeah, that was so Buttons. Any time something happens that’s hard to explain, the correct answer is Buttons! That pencil that went missing the other day, how food coloring got into your siblings hair dye, who left the door open, why the phone bill is so high, and even why the room hasn’t been cleaned are all due to Buttons. This might be why he happens to be in charge of the Squirrel Army, the Tweety Airforce, and the Fishie Marines. Buttons is the type to sit back and let others do things for him, and not just because he’s too small to reach for the box of cookies on the third shelf. Most people don’t seem to mind this however, and one can only wonder why.
History: Once upon a time, a family owned two bunny rabbits. These two were male and female, so naturally nature took its course. Seven little kits were then born unto the world, but the family did not want to keep all these rabbits. So they sold some and gave others away, including the parents. No matter how hard they tried however, they couldn’t find someone who could take the last bunny. So the family drove to a nearby college said to be overrun with rabbits of all sorts, and there they dropped off the little white and orange creature.
Now at this time, the creature did not have a name. But he was such a cute little wabbit that that did not last long. In fact, he gained a lot of different names, but none of them seemed to stick. One day however, a little girl was walking around campus with her older brother. This little girl showered the bunny in attention, something he grew to love very much. She was a playful child who loved to play pranks, and in the course of one day caused a lot of havoc in the college. During the entire time, she kept the bunny within her sights, cuddling him and sharing her snacks with him. She was the one who named him Buttons Flospy McWhiskers, and the name has stuck ever since.
Like all visitors to the campus however, the little girl left. That is alright though, as a few short moments later Buttons met Houdini. Houdini was a pure white rabbit who was very famous at the college, though possibly infamous with some. If that girl had been a troublemaker, then know that Houdini was on a whole other level. Houdini even had a price on his head, quite literally, though they also wanted the rest of his body as well. Alive. Time after time again, Houdini would evade capture like a true magician. He took Buttons on as his student, and taught him the ways of sneakiness and being bold. Buttons learned a lot during the time he spent with Houdini, and has kept that knowledge with him ever since.
Houdini was a very ‘popular’ rabbit, and had many mates. Some of which had been captured and put up for adoption. Houdini was so gutsy as he and Buttons would enter the building the mates were in and visit them. By the time the humans noticed the two rabbits, they would disappear and evade capture once more. Some many times they had been cornered at a four to one ratio, but not once did the humans succeed.
Now aside from being a very sneaky rabbit, Houdini was also in charge of the Squirrel Army. This army didn’t only consist of the squirrels, but many creatures of all sorts. It included gophers, snakes, raccoons, opossums, and many more. A day came however when Houdini decided to pass his title onto Buttons, a day that would forever shock the lop ear.
Houdini was growing tired of the humans, and had seen how happy some of the other rabbits were with their new homes. After announcing Buttons to be in charge of the Squirrel Army, he hopped straight into the building and allowed himself to be captured with absolutely no resistance. They placed him in a cage, marking it with a tag that read ‘Needs Neutering’. Buttons bucked it out of there when he saw this, as that could not be a good sign. Since then Buttons has refused to allow capture, and does not tend to stay with one person for too long for fear of being neutered. He travels around constantly, keeping rule over the Squirrel Army.
Now that he was in charge of the army, Buttons used them for many tasks. One day he desired to taste a four leaf clover and compare it to the three leaf clovers. The helped him search the grasses until one was finally discovered, and after tasting it Buttons decided that three leaf clovers tasted so much better. When he learned that shoelaces left untied made people trip, he untied and stepped on many shoelaces because of how funny it was to watch people trip. He lead the squirrels in a scheme of throwing acorns, leaves, nuts, and berries at unsuspecting victims. On this day, the birds happened to be passing by, and Buttons hit the leader of the Tweety Airforce with an especially juicy berry. After the bird put on a dramatic show and fell to the ground, he relinquished his title to Buttons as show of his defeat.
Now that Buttons had the birds on his side, he was able to make more trouble. He managed to cause black outs, both big and small. Shoes somehow found their way on telephone wires because of Buttons. He was even able to get into cabinets of food that he couldn’t before, where he discovered the amazing thing humans call ‘cookies’. This lead to him leading his troops to chase picnickers so that they would drop foods of all sorts in their attempt to escape. What he didn’t know was that the more he did this, the less humans were able to leave trash around the park. And with less trash, the ponds didn’t become so dirty. To show respect to the Great Buttons, the leader of the Fishie Marines turned over his title to the rabbit.
With the Squirrel Army, Tweety Airforce, and Fishie Marines under his command, Buttons was pretty much sure the world was his playground. Some however did not view him a worthy enough to rule however. One gutsy squirrel who was general under Buttons decided to challenge the bunny. He threw insults and criticized Buttons, to which the rabbit didn’t seem as if this mattered much. Buttons just stood there with his usual grin, though something seemed a bit off about it. When the squirrel charged at Buttons however, the rabbit showed a different side of him. Without missing a beat, the smile not once flickering off his face, Buttons kicked back the squirrel with his powerful hind legs. The squirrel was shocked, and also in pain as the kick had been very strong. For the first time ever, a cold and very stern look entered Buttons gaze. It was only there for a moment, but that was all it took for any mutinies to be stopped before they even began. Buttons was ruler, and they all knew it.
Some time passed, and Buttons was in his burrow one day having tea, when a girl suddenly fell down into his home. Shock and intrigued, he offered this girl some tea and conversed with her. She was apparently very clumsy and the strangest things tended to happen to her, which she didn’t know were mostly Buttons’ tricks to begin with. She was confused at the fact that she was not only wearing a dress, but she had a cast on her leg as well. When she was passing the tea to Buttons, her friends called for her and happened to look for her down Buttons’ rabbit hole. Shocked, the girl dropped the tea pot on the ground, she jumped out of her chair, only to slip on the tea spill and fall. Her friends laughed and helped her out, then they took her home.
That girl had greatly intrigued Buttons however, so he had the Squirrel Army get her for him. Funnily enough, they thought he meant get her, as in to kidnap the girl. So that’s what they did, then they tied her up and help her captive within a tree. When Buttons learned of this, he laughed and had to admit that strange things truly did seem to happen to the girl. He released the girl and allowed her to go back to her friends, who had been looking for her again. She did not grow mad at him, maybe because she didn’t know he was leader of the Squirrel Army. She did admit to finding Buttons as an adorable creature however, so that’s a possible reason as well. Since the girl had proved to be quite entertaining, Buttons began to use his schemes more often upon her and those around her. Whether they be her family, her friends, her enemies, or even just people she’s met online. He still uses many of his plans upon the rest of the world however, since who knows what interesting things he’ll find.
Quirks: Buttons loves cookies, bread, carrots, lettuce, and many other similar things. He hates having his ears pulled or chewed on. He happens to love collecting strange knickknacks and shiny objects, such as keys, marbles, socks, string, bricks, rocks, and pretty much anything else you can think of. He loves to curl up in blankets. He also loves to chew, so you might not be getting your socks back.
Abilities & Skills: He’s extremely agile, bouncing around at a rapid pace due to his powerful legs. His ears provide for great hearing abilities, and he has a very wide range of vision. His teeth a powerful, and his claws are sharp, which come in handy for digging. His most useful ability however is his adorable fluffiness, which aside from being warm also makes him great for cuddling.
Weaknesses & Fears: Buttons has a very big fear of vicious, barking dogs. He also fears being put in a dress, though he doesn’t much mind a bonnet. His love for shinies can also be a bit of a weakness at times, but more often than naught it doesn’t really hinder him. Something he really hates however are highways, freeways, and occasionally streets. This in turn has resulted in a fear of moving cars. His biggest fear of all however, the one he will fight with all his might: Neutering.
Wants, Aspirations & Dreams: Buttons has many wants, aspirations, and dreams that change everyday. Since he wants to always be entertained, he always has to find something new. He doesn’t desire gaining complete domination over the entire world, because he believes that the world is already his. He just doesn’t abuse his power. So long as his current dream keeps him entertained, Buttons is satisfied. Currently however, he finds playing pranks and tricks of all sorts on that girl and those around her to be very much enjoyable. It hasn’t grown boring yet!
Pets/Relationships: Buttons wants a pet! You want to be Buttons pet?
Enviroment: Wherever he is. It changes all the time, since Buttons is always moving. He tends to make reoccurring visits near his favorite parts of his ‘playground’ however.
Occupation: Buttons rules the Squirrel Army, Tweety Airforce, and Fishie Marines.
Hobbies: Collect! Collect what? Buttons collects… anything. Buttons likes collect. Trick and pranks are fun too!
Other: Mun?

2ND PLACE
The Shizznit - The Thanksgiving Turkey (Walter Snood)

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Name: the Thanksgiving Turkey (Walter Snood)
Age: He’s pretty much immortal, but seeing as Thanksgiving originated from white settlers and Indians, I’d say roughly 300 years old.
Gender: Male.
Race: Holiday creature thing. And turkey.
Race Information: Holiday creatures generally live in the vicinity of Holidayland, barring Old Man Winter and his apprentice Jack Frost. On the other hand, it has been noted that Old Man Winter and Jack Frost are not holidays; rather, they are archetypes. Each holiday creature is unique and special in his or her own respect, and often has a specific holiday symbol of power. For example, Cupid and his arrows, Saint Patrick and his pot of gold, and the Easter Bunny’s Easter Basket. Holiday creatures are generally immortal, and can only be felled or injured by another of their kind. They are humanoid in appearance with interesting features as befitting their heritage, and are capable of procreation with humans, and said chosen spouses gain immortality from continued exposure. The offspring of holiday creatures more often than not eventually grow to inherit parental holiday positions of power. Before that, the offspring of holiday creatures are expected to help and participate in their household holiday’s preparations and execution. It is possible for two holiday creatures to interbreed. Should that be the case, it is expected for them to have multiple children to provide heirs to their respective holidays. There is no known hierarchy of power within Holidayland; however, the more prominent and widely celebrated holidays tend to be the most influential. Grand, widespread holidays yield grand holiday creatures, and likewise, obscure holidays yield obscure holiday creatures. Some holiday creatures receive the assistance of minor races, the most common example being Santa and his elves. These minor races are just as immortal as their leaders, and play a mentoring role to the young holiday offspring.

Appearance: Walter Snood is not a pretty man. He is quite tiny, and very ugly, with black beady eyes and a wrinkly, saggy neck. He is nearly bald, his remaining tuft of brown hair combed haphazardly over the shiny crown. His face, too, is rather sallow and drooping, and he was a foul tendency to spit when he speaks. He has a pair of thick, heavyset glasses that, when he wears them, balance precariously on the edge of his nose. He is one of the few holidays that truly look his age.
Snood tends to wear brown. And brown. And more brown. With black leather shoes that have seen far better days. Days before they were scuffed and pockmarked and covered in dirt. His style of dress is somewhat archaic, reminiscent of the clothing worn by early settlers. The wealthy early settlers, at least. He has a peculiar love for frills and breeches.

Personality: Snood is a cruel, bitter man. After years of seeing the needless, senseless murder of his family to feed the celebration of repulsive gluttony, he has grown to despise the human race. He has a tendency to ramble and babble, and randomly breaks out into gibbering tirade, to the misfortune of those nearby enough to hear him. And thus it isn’t too surprising when most holiday creatures avoid him. Naturally, he did not take too well to his localized exile, and harbors ill feelings to his fellow holidays. Thus, he feels little to no remorse when he involves and torments them with his plots. Snood is very protective of his avian brood, and does not take kindly to insults. He is easily enraged, and yells a lot. When he yells, he spits. When he spits, people turn away. When people turn away, he grows angrier. It is an unending cycle of rage.
For all his oddities, he keeps himself surprisingly well groomed, and has been suspected for a closet case of OCD. He likes shiny things, and enjoys hoarding said shiny things.

History: The origin of Snood, his holiday and such other menial historical details are just that: menial. And archaic and unnecessary. He was always dissatisfied with his lot in life, and has been aspiring to amend that for at least a century. He had a best friend, once. His name was Frank. He was a turkey. The two of them were closer than peanut butter and jelly when smushed in the middle of a PB&J sandwich. Yeah, they were pretty darn tight. They did everything together, and Snood envisioned a day when he ruled Holidayland, with Frank by his side. And it would be good.
And like all good things, it came to an end.
At the hands of one Kristopher Kringle, AKA Santa Claus.
Now, have it known, Snood never had anything against good ole Kris. Kringle was a jolly old fellow, and generally sociable and friendly. Well, at home he was a closet accountant, but that was family business and Snood kept his feathers out of that. They weren’t really friends, per say, but they were on fairly good terms. He said hi when he passed by, and signed the get well card for that one time Kris was sick. The only thing not to like about Kringle was his voracious appetite, voracious being a voracious understatement. The man probably ate turkey.
Actually, Kris Kingle did eat turkey. A certain turkey named Frank. For Christmas dinner. It was Christmas Eve, and the entire Kringle family was frenzied with preparations for the international holiday. In the middle of it all, Mrs. Kringle and the Easter Bunny’s daughter, Esther, paid a visit to the pumpkin patch to pick up a few nice pumpkins for the pie. Mrs. Bunny was baking her famous rhubarb pie, and not one to be outdone in terms of food and jolliness. Mrs. Kringle set to work. Frank was grazing, pecking at the ground, when they got him. He suspected nothing; in the end, he was only a mere turkey and did not stand a chance against the likes of holiday creatures.
So Frank became the centerpiece of Christmas dinner. It was a grand affair. Morris, the Easter Bunny, even shed a tear or 500.
He didn’t enjoy it much.
But why blame Santa? Well, Snood couldn’t really go after a woman to blatantly, could he? Besides, he’d been meaning to get on Krringle’s case about his atrocious eating habits sooner or later. And thus the archenemy was found.
Of course, when stealing the holiday symbols for his master plan, Snood also felt compelled to kidnap Esther as revenge.
And soon, he will have Santa’s balls in his grasp…!
Quirks: You do not eat turkey, turkey eats you! His breath smells like cornmeal.
Abilities & Skills: Control of all turkeys, medically diagnosed insanity, the powah of extreme ugliness, and have I mentioned his army of turkeys? They’re his loyal minions. And they cluck.
Weaknesses & Fears: Grills, ovens, seasoning (oh the horrors of Mrs. Dash! Not the pepper! NOOO.), butcher knives, November, and giant candy canes.
Wants, Aspirations & Dreams: Snood desires more than anything else to conquer and take over holidayland. He will end the ritualistic slaughter of his brethren and give them revenge! Every day will be a holiday celebrating turkeys. And people will not eat turkeys, turkeys will eat people! Even if turkeys are vegetarians. For Thanksgiving is no holiday, it is a holiday for murder!
In order to truly overtake Holidayland, Snood has some to the conclusion that he must obtain the holiday symbols of power. He is currently only missing Santa’s silver sleigh balls, and intends to bait Santa’s son into giving them to him.
Pets/Relationships: He has this turkey army, but it seems to diminish significantly near the end of November.
Environment: Holidayland is, interestingly enough, situated at the North pole. Ordinary mortals are unaware of its existence. Old Man Winter’s good graces keep the weather in check. Grandmother’s house is very close by, just over the river and through the woods. Snood prefers to utilize the pumpkin patch for his elaborate, evil schemes.
Occupation: Holiday
Hobbies: Plotting the inevitable demise of the other holidays and imagining the greatness that will ensue after he comes to power. And raising turkeys.
Other: He likes feathers.
“Thanksgiving strikes back – this year be baste you – with TERROR.”
“Stuff it, Turkey.”

JOINT THIRD PLACE
The Bookish Magpie Hiding In The Cupboard - Aerona

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Name: Aerona is her true one, but she holds many other titles, including the Wraith, Death-Spirit, the Cursed Cat and Runes.
Age: As old as time itself.
Gender: Neither, but prefers to be referred to as a she.
Race: Time Wraith
Race Information: Time Wraiths used to be pretty common a few billion years ago, all sporting the same shifting and interlocking runic markings and swirling eyes that Aerona does. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your view), the majority of Time Wraiths were hunted down and destroyed by their rivals, the Space Wraiths who are now extinct.
Time Wraiths are immortal unless killed and have no gender, although they do prefer being referred to as s/he instead of it. They take any shape they want, but usually stick to it. Their eye colour never changes and their interlocking markings are present in every form.
Time Wraiths cannot reproduce since they are, essentially, spirits and have no gender.
Time Wraiths feed off the life force of animals and plants, rarely bothering with the flesh unless they truly are starving.
Appearance: [x] She appears as a white cat with black interlocking runic markings covering her whole body and swirling, vortex-like red eyes. The runic marks seem to shift and change every time you blink or move and, coupled with her eyes, makes for a rather dizzying sight.
Personality: Aerona is vengeful, vicious, and has an everlasting feud with all cat haters and intends to wipe out the lot of them. She's prone to cynicism, sarcasm and pessimism: she believes in nothing, sees life as a glass half empty and shares these views mockingly. She's anti-social and generally hates the human race and often wants to crush it with a mighty black and white paw. It's no wonder that she has been hated and scorned by so many throughout the ages.
History: Aerona has had a very successful history, her most prosperous times being when she resided with the Ancient Egyptians and the Aztecs, although she has lived in various places of interest throughout the ages. She currently resides with a cat-hater and passes her days torturing him and waiting for the day when cats are worshipped once more.
Back to Ancient Egypt, an extract of her life.
Aerona sat in the shadows at the back of the temple, her tail neatly wrapped around her paws. Her eyes were closed and, unless you were specifically searching for her, you'd not be able to see her. Her soft ear pricked and one red swirling eye opened, glowing in the dark. Footsteps. Finally, breakfast! The cat's other eye opened and she crept closer to where the sacrifice would be left.
She could smell the fear emanating from both offering and guards. People heard stories about the temple and how an evil spirit lurked within and how that if a human sacrifice was not brought every morning to sate the wraith's hunger, it would destroy all of Egypt with its mighty powers. Aerona greatly liked such tales; that way, the Egyptians didn't demolish the old temple which had originally been for one of their main gods, but was forgotten years ago until the Time Wraith moved in and started spreading rumours.
Few ever saw the cat creature for more than a few minutes, and none were currently living. It took only a second to drain a person of their life force, killing them. Sacrifices were not necessarily the only ones to see her; she was once spotted by a guard and had to kill him as well.
Aerona sat patiently in the shadows next to where the guards always left their village's offering, her red eyes glowing profusely, but the guards did not notice. They kept their heads down and refused to look around, since the Death-Spirit killed anyone who dared look for it. They swiftly tied the panicky prisoner to the lump of metal that served as an altar and hurried out of the temple as if a pack of wolves were after them.
The Time Wraith smiled and leapt nimbly onto the altar, the interlocking figures on her fur shifting and changing as she moved. There she sat, calmly watching her prey who had a look of horror upon his face. He finally stammered, "B-b-but, y-you're just a-a c-c-cat!" Said cat looked unimpressed.
"Psh. What terrible last words. Anyway, prepare to meet Anubis." The sacrifice's eyes widened.
"You truly are an evil spirit! Cats don't speak!"
"Maybe you just don't listen. Now, prepare to die."
"Tha-"
"What now? Can't you just shut up and let me kill you already?"
"What? No! I don't want t-!" The boy was cut off in the middle of his sentence by a black and white paw shoved over his mouth, preventing him from speaking.
"Much better. Now, any last words before your spirit goes to the underworld and yadda, yadda, yadda?"
The boy tried talking again, but his words were muffled by Aerona's paw.
"What's that? "Just kill me already!"? Sure thing!" The offering's eyes widened again in fear as the red eyed cat closed her eyes and took all the boy's life force. He went limp and his eyes became lifeless. Aerona delicately untied the corpse and pushed it into a hole in the temple floor that led to the river where the body would soon be devoured by the crocodiles.
Abilities & Skills: It takes her a second to kill someone by taking their life force, she speaks all languages, can cast an illusion to make her appear more normal to humans and likes eating birds. Despite all this, she is still a 'much loved family pet'. Little does this family know that they have a wraith in their midst.
Weaknesses & Fears: If she doesn't get enough life force for two days on the trot, she will start to literally fade away, her form getting less and less solid as time goes by. Due to her form, she positively hates all canines.
Wants, Aspirations & Dreams: She hopes to one day crush the human race and all canines.
Pets/Relationships: She is 'owned' by a loving family. Not that she actually vaguely likes them at all.
Environment: Aerona currently lives in a medium-sized modern house in the outskirts of a fairly large town in England.
Occupation: Physically and mentally torturing the cat hater she lives with.
Hobbies: Catching birds, mice and rats and destroying any dog that comes near her.
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Professional RolePlayer - Daemon Oslan

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Name: Daemon Oslan
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Blood Type: O
Apperance: He is tall, topping at 6'5, with swishy jet black hair that covers his eyes. His eyes are two different colors, the left golden and pupil less with a scar stretching across the lids. The right is red with a slitted pupil. They glow when he gets certain emotions, gold glowing when happy or calm, red glowing when angry or scared. He normally wears a black Green Day shirt with a checkered hoodie, but Lime green instead of white over top, zipped to the top of the pockets, baggy black jeans with many buckles and buttons that sag and lime green boxers. Lime green hightop converses, green wrists bands on his left wrist, black on the other. Along with the bands on either side are studded cuff of the opposite color. A black beanie with a lime green visor, black studded blet with lime green studs and green cross belts in the back. Daemon has a tounge peircing, and snake bits peircing, the one on the lip side of his lip black, the other lime green. Studs up both of his ears an a b pattern of black then green. He has arm warmers that are striped the two main colors of this outfit, and a choker with chains. Eyebrow and nose also (Herp Derp Metal man). Tall (6`5), and swishy black hair. He almost ALWAYS has him black ipod with green earboud with him. Garrett has unatural black claws at his fingertips and toes, and fangs with a forked tounge. His skin is abnormally pale, a bar code tattooed on his left cheek that reads 1702.
Personality: He is very secretive about his eyes and personality itself, never wanting to give to much of himself away. He is easily angered and hard to please. Hes very coldhearted, enjoying the pain of others. He is vengeful to the people that made him this way. He is very akward in public, not knowing normal human interactions. Very paranoid about things the would bother any normal human.
History: He was captured by O.T.E.C (Optimal Testing and Experimentation Company) at the age of thirteen and keep there intill recently. He was experimented on with many things, often waking up in the middle of a procedure. He eventually got the will he had left and turned on them, turning the building into a slaughter house, killing everyone and everything there. Since the he has been on the run, never staying anywhere to long, for fear they are after him.
Other: His name to OTEC is Crawler. He loves his guitar, a lime green Gibson custom, and normally plays it when away from others. The experiments have given him weird abilities that arent really good for anything, thermal vision, immunity to illness`s, and have lowered him ability to take hits. He had a very low health span, often getting hurt. He only heals slowly, having to go into hiding alot. He had gained the ability to climb walls with his claws, and taste the air with his tounge, and feeds off the fear from others. Thats what he needs to live, fear, nothing else. Most of his victims dont survive the experience, but he tires to only feed when absolutely needed, its makes him feel exposed, reliving tramatic events again. He oftens has nightmares, so he always has bags under his eyes, but they are normally unseen anyway. He has spasms were he cant control himself, his body does what the experiment part of him wants to, whatever it wants to. He has his normal mind and thoughts still when this happens, and it mentally scars him.

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Favourite Characters: Dante, Grunge, Fredrick, Uppsilon, Violet.
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Username: JessHesch
Rank: The person who is not so secretly a Pichu
Roleplays you are in: There are a bunch....
Favourite Characters: I usually use the name Melanie(Mel) Telfer
Your Aims: Make a popular RP..
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Username: Ricansea
Rank: Keeper of the Ev
Roleplays you are in: I do purely 1x1's... and there are a LOT of them.
Favourite Characters: Strela Tevani and Sorras the Demon are my two favorites - Strela is my main, and Sorras plays soley in my favorite RP, Doomed to Be.
Your Aims: Have 10 active 1x1's!
Something Random: FISH!
Other: am ALWAYS ALWAYS up for a 1x1! and I'm am rank Keeper of the Ev because in all of my roleplays I have some character, usually animal, named Evandar, nickname Ev.

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Username: Elvamire
Rank: Magical Roleplay Faerie
Roleplays you are in: Too many to list. The main ones, though, are Neko High, Trapped, A Monster's Guide To Dating, Red October, I Brody, Candles In The Shadows and Abnormal Romance
Favourite Characters: Asha Lock and Kai Lock (multiple RPs), Seth Morgan (Damage Control), Raksha (A Monster's Guide To Dating), Mina (Sunset: A Night Angels RP), Caleb (A Monster's Guide To Dating)
Your Aims: *serious voice* Take over the world of roleplay...
Nyah, I just want to roleplay, basically. It would be nice to do a 1x1, but I can never seem to find one...
Something Random: I love the colour purple. Seriously. My room is purple, my fave pair of skinnies are purple, my iPod is purple, even my hair is purple.
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Username: Darkangel787
Rank: Avian American Ninja Pirate Assassin
Roleplays you are in: Well, I haven't started roleplaying on this site, but I've rped on plenty of other sites. So yeah.
Favourite Characters: Selene in League of Assassins (Another rp not on this site), Selene in Dragon Riders, Echo in Survivor Pokemon, Gingerfur Deputy of ThunderClan, Selene in Harry Potter rp, Cerise in Dragon Riders, Cerise in Elemental wars, etc etc. All of these are off site.
Your Aims: I haven't decided whether I want to rp here yet. My past rp site experiences were awesome but were very distracting and encouraged my procrastination.
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